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Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968



One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.  ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640



Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett




Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope




Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw



Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson




A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold



Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz

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Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth

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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni
It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller

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Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.  ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities