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Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson



Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland



Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~Jennifer Yane




He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland




Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz



Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author Unknown




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Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons

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  • In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

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  • Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author Unknown
    When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain
    Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

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  • Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor


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