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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis



Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby



Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni




It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams




You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.  ~Author Unknown



Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836




Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth



Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett

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  • A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown
    He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland
    In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

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  • Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990


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